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Ode To a Spammer

Hey as*hole. You f*cking better not think this message is offensive because you (or some other jerk) have indicated an enjoyment of this kind of profanity by signing up to receive this.

You did not receive this message in error (we *NEVER* make mistakes), but if you continue to think so, you crazy son of a b*tch, eat sh*t and die.

You can send your f*cking complaints to anyone you want to. It will not help, as all addresses were forged to protect the guilty. And, no matter what you do, it will only get you more of this cr*p.

After all, what did you think the internet and e-mail was for anyway?


-- The Cynical Optimist

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Updated ( 7-7-99 )
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