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Politicians are scum of the earth.

I don't know if they are born that way, or if that is what happens to them if they stay in office too long.

Maybe it is something in the air, or water, or food?

Or maybe like vampires, they feed off the newcomers, and infect them with the same sleazy immoral greed and lust.

If marriage is so sacred, why do so many male politicians have secretaries that can't type or take dictation? Or have young female interns? Or just plain hang out with prostitutes?

If honesty is so valued, why do whistle blowers get fired, and corrupt incompetent supervisors get rewarded? Why do politicians protect associates that they know are wrong/bad/corrupt? Why do politicians take bribes?

Politicians, just say no to graft!

Why do they support bad laws? Why do they write bad laws? Why do they write laws that nobody (not even themselves) can understand? (Have you tried reading a ballot proposition recently)?

In any case, don't you get tired of politicians voting for laws to make these things illegal, and then when they get caught doing those exact same things, they beg for forgiveness, say they will never do it again, and then they go back to doing it, AND making more of these same laws!

Go to your windows and scream "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it any more!"

Vote against the incumbent!

Throw the old bums out. Give the new bums a chance.

- The Cynical Believer (How can you tell when a politician lies? His lips move.)


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Updated ( 9-21-98 )
(c)1998 The Cynical Believer.