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Release the last ( year's ) safety?

( or, What recession; give me some more tech stocks? )

The last year of the 20th Century ushered in the new Millennium with a stock market crashing bang instead of the crisis ( You caused the inflation, stupid! ( 5-18-2000 ) ) off of which many who stood to benefit monetarily pushed ( Wag Y2K? ( 1-1-2000 ) ) and Al Gore's presidential election losing sour grapes whimper ( The Eve of Construction? ( 12-13-2000 ) ).

We began to expose The Dark Side of The Internet ( 2-10-2000 ), hoping to help prove that in the United States of America The Liberal Social Experiment Has Failed. ( 6-11-2000 ) , though they invaded just about every nook and cranny of society ( Unsafe at Center Court? ( 6-1-2000 ) ), even trying their own brand of conscienceless fiction ( Wag The Census? ( 4-1-2000 ) )?

Hopefully we will be seeing and hearing the last of Bill Clinton, though he did get to vomit on America, especially the women, at the Democrat National Convention ( Day of the Woman(izer)? ( 8-15-2000 ) ) and to do his version of the Neville Chamberlain appeasement dance with, Clinton Drops America's Pants? ( 9-2-2000 ) .

It was not safe to surf the ballot chad in Florida on RAT HARBOR DAY? ( 12-7-2000 ), though it didn't look any better in November either ( *Is it really safe in here? November 2000 Library* ) .

Oh yeah; this stuff was not funny in the least; President Al Gore Junior Nick Names? ( 12-2-2000 ), nor was, I could never vote for somebody with green teeth! ( 10-13-2000 ) or, Questions Answers And Allegations ( 5-25-2000 ) but we did ponder, Unsafe for Red China in the Parallel Universe? ( 8-9-2000 ).

Time for me to retire ( Tired Explorer? ( 9-22-2000 ) ), and HAVE A SAFE AND SANE NEW MILLENNIUM!

- Bongo ( I liked The Non-Partisan Ballot ( 11-21-2000 ) . )


Opinions expressed here are those of the individuals themselves; and may not necessarily reflect those of BONGO'S FALLOUT SHELTER.

Is it really safe in here?
Updated ( 1-9-2001 )
(c)2000 Bongo.

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