He, Newt and Dan Quayle (how's that for a threesome?) decided to visit the Wizard of Oz for favors.

The Big Oz asked Dan what he wanted, to which Dan replied, "From what they tell me, I need a brain." "OK," said the Wizard, turning to Newt then and asking, "And you, sir, what can I do for you?" Newt sheepishly replied, "I'm told I need a heart." "First rate, " said the Big Oz, giving Newt a big heart (to go with his big mouth).

The Wizard then turned to Clinton and asked, "What about you, Billy-Boy?"

Old Bill looked around and asked, "Where's Dorothy?"

- Bulldog ( his bite is worse than his bark... )